Probably Natasha. We’ve had our problems in the past, but after spending some time together without Tony, we moved past most of our differences.
Two millio - Peter! *sigh* Well, at least I can say it was probably a fraction of the rest of the damage…That’s fine, just remember to try and call before hand? We don’t need a repeat of last time…
((Avengers:
Tony Stark: http://ask-iron-man.tumblr.com/
Thor: http://ask-the-mighty-thor.tumblr.com/
Captain America: http://ask-captain-america.tumblr.com/
Black Widow: http://asknatasharomanova.tumblr.com/
Hawkeye: http://ask-hawkeye-clint.tumblr.com/
Hulk: …
Aw, really? That’s ridiculous, you were obviously just trying to help. I still say they can be too hard on you. And the interview is absolutely no problem. You know that you’re welcome around Stark Towers any time you want.
And last I knew you two had broken up. If you’d like to assert your authority over anyone I suggest you try your employees. If I’d like to flirt with a single man, I reserve the right to. I’m not going to fight you over him, because you have no claim on the man.
Oh wow, okay hold on! Since when are Tony and I broken up? I mean, if that’s what he told you then fine, I know he can be a liar, but that’s definitely not anything we’ve discussed. Claims? As long as Tony is still my colleague, friend, and even if he was an ex, I’d have claims. Where is all of this even coming from?!
((Uh… I multiship? Tony’s writer and I both ship Nat/Tony so we do some stuff between them. I also do about 3 other ships on my blog Clint, Maria Hill, and Bucky. Not trying to steal anyone’s boyfriend or create rifts between characters. Just rping. In my head Pepper and Nat are still cool this just operates on a different timeline. I do multiple ships partly for my own enjoyment and partly to appeal to a wider variety of followers who ship multiple things. Just don’t want other rpers to assert their canon on my blog and restrict me from shipping things because those canons can exist separately?))
((Aha, okay, okay. Sorry I kind of flipped, but I guess that’s the problem between independent asks, we’re all running on different timelines. I completely understand, I was just a bit taken aback cause last time I was talking to you we were in the “we’re cool” phase, so I wasn’t expecting the very-in-character-and-kind-of-scary possessive Natasha rant. I kind of ship them too, don’t worry. Thanks for the explanation though. Don’t have enough people on my blog to run on multiple time lines, haha))
Pet-! Sorry, um, Spiderman! Hi, how are you? Haven’t seen you around in a while, actually.
And last I knew you two had broken up. If you’d like to assert your authority over anyone I suggest you try your employees. If I’d like to flirt with a single man, I reserve the right to. I’m not going to fight you over him, because you have no claim on the man.
Oh wow, okay hold on! Since when are Tony and I broken up? I mean, if that’s what he told you then fine, I know he can be a liar, but that’s definitely not anything we’ve discussed. Claims? As long as Tony is still my colleague, friend, and even if he was an ex, I’d have claims. Where is all of this even coming from?!
More than you know.
But, it’s generally pretty easy to get rid of them. Tony’s not really opposed to public displays of affection, and after that, most of them are pretty willing to leave.
Oh, well you’re very welcome. I actually don’t get a lot of non-business related questions here, so it’s a nice change.
Most of what Tony considers romantic involves flashing his money or …well…other alternatives to paperwork. But, after we officially “got together” he did get me my drink, my martini extra dry with extra olives. It was about a year late, but…it was very sweet…
Of course, don’t tell him that. He’s got a reputation to maintain.
Well, there go my worries.
And your hopes and dreams of a show?
So about those distractions…?
Just in case any one was wondering, Tony’s girlfriend isn’t exactly ecstatic about this conversation and where it’s going.
